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Name of Daycare (in alphabetical order) |
Mottos/Slogans/Taglines/Notes |
Brats Day Nursery Corby Ltd.
(Corby, Northamptonshire,
Britain)
Submitted by Laura C. in the UK on 20MAR09 |
So, if you leave your kids here, they become ill-mannered brats? -- editor |
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Garden of Eden Day Care Service (Stockton,
California) Submitted by Dawn S. on 26FEB08 |
Does this mean life
would just be perfect if we could get rid of our kids for the day? -- editor |
Cat's in the Cradle Childcare
Hammondsport, NY |
This is an sadly ironic
name for a daycare, since "Cat's in the Cradle" is a 1974 folk rock song by
Harry Chapin about a father who is too busy to spend time with his son. |
Heaven for Kids
Submitted by Nic in Sydney,
Australia on 23JAN11 |
Their home away from home
What a disturbing name!
In many religions, Heaven is a place souls go after death... -- editor |
Lion's Den Childcare
(Flint, Michigan) Submitted by
Teasia on 16JUN07 |
It's a Jungle Out There !!!!!
Does this mean you're
throwing your kids to the lions? -- editor |
Oompa Loompa Land
Submitted by Nic in Sydney,
Australia on 23JAN11 |
From the name, one would
assume this daycare is staffed by short, creepy orange people, who sing
moralizing rhyming songs while punishing naughty children. See Charlie
and the Chocolate Factory -- editor |
Punchinello Long Day Care Centre
Submitted by Nic in Sydney,
Australia on 23JAN11 |
In classical puppetry,
Punch, Punchinello, or Pulcinella is a mean, vicious, and crafty character
who beats up other characters. Wonder what this daycare's discipline style
might be? -- editor |
Wild Things Childcare
Since 2000 in Philadelphia, PA |
Does this name mean they
specialize in feral children, or is it a nod to Maurice Sendak's book,
Where the Wild Things Are? --editor |
