King Cobra Daycare
(Video from YouTube, around July 2008)
(Sound of a baby crying in the background)
Is being a new parent stressing your life? Are you stressed, angry? Need a
break? Well, call HappyLand--King Cobra Daycare!
That's right, at HappyLand--King Cobra Daycare, you can be sure your child is in
good hands. Why are we different, you ask?
While most King Cobra daycares have 1 King Cobra to every 6 kids...what's that
all about? Not at HappyLand--King Cobra Daycare! Here, your child will receive
personal 1-on-1 King Cobra attention at all times! He'll also learn life lessons
like sharing, weaving, dodging, Ninja choke-holds, and playing with King Cobras.
And we guarantee our King Cobras on staff will show your kid the affection they
Call HappyLand--King Cobra Daycare, 1-888-HISSSSS, because your child deserves
HappyLand--King Cobra Daycare!